The first hour features a set by UnReaL’s BlackBlackGold: YNGN & Gundam – Heat Stroke XVII – Coco Is The Queen (ft. teams) Tobacco – Sweatmother Amnesia Scanner – Mentally Wen – Bombarded Kyle Bruckmann – Four Investigations Of A Dubious Premise II Aisha Devi – Throat Dub El Mahdy Jr & Gantz – Black Sun Vessel – Red Sex Nevermind ft. Footsie – Don’t Get Gassed Kelis – Fish Fry (Visionist Remix) Ki† – L.W.O. (Produced by Supreme Cuts) JK & Xavier Wulf – Cold Sake (Gold Wvlf Bootleg) Lenkemz – Can’t See You (ft. Fat Don) 3 Teeth – Final Product (Freakangel Remix) VS Daniel Avery – Reception (Perc Remix) VS New Order – Confusion (Pump Panel – Reconstruction Mix) VS Pharmakon – It Hangs Heavy The Horrorist – The Man Master (Carretta & Workpoorer Remix) Trust – Icabod The Bug – Function Vierance – Shift Android Lust – Amnion Demdike Stare – 40 Years Under The Cosh Shadowlust – Chrysanthemum (Coma) Youth Code – Consuming Guilt Rudimentary Peni – Only Human The Panacea – Found A Lover (Cooh Remix) Mondkopf – Ave Maria Lauren Bousfield – Piano Intro (as outro)
RARRRGHH! Nearby businesses refuse to give me discounts and free goods despite repeatedly S.L.A.M.M.I.N.G. SpaceGhostPurrp CD on counter and loudly reading the lyrics where Yung Simmie says “I need a stripperrrr”, and when I drink it sounds like he’s saying it in the voice of Butthead from MTV’s Beavis & Butthead, and that’s how I do it whenever I sing the song (often). The mouths of the till-slaves circle like scavengers, spilling out sounds that wash over and around but never through. Hmm? Yeah, this is the expensive Black Scale shirt that looks like it came from when people still cared about witch house. Oh, what’s that you were charging me for these Pringles? Nothing?
They fear my body: my alien physiology, my foreign tissue grafts, the gross thing under my armpit that’s not quite a mole, not quite a cyst and absolutely a small mountain that bleeds and screams. No matter, however (besides that which is clinging to my sheets whenever I wake up), for I have the secret new Purrp album with the hidden remix that tweets DJ Screw to descend from Valhalla and very slowly tell me I’m the coolest guy. It takes him five minutes and his voice sounds like wind chimes.
"What are you up to this week?", I say, sitting beside you. ”Any plans” and as we make eye contact I begin to pull the yarn I had previously swallowed from my throat, drenched in bile as you begin to move quicker and quicker away from me as the dripping yarn unspools from my insides (also at increasing speed). I think a lot of my dating problems stem from the the fact that when I was 8 my dad took me to see The Addam’s Family at the dollar cinema, and the whole time he kept leaning over and nudging me while repeatedly insisting that Angelica Huston was the pinnacle of womanhood. “Look at those cheekbones, Dannyboy! Onion slicers!” Now all my friends are laughing it up and living the good life with their lovers and I’m sitting around at home looking at photos of Diamanda Galas and feeling confused.